May 2012
Ok, so it’s official…. my goal in life is to meet Tom Hiddleston and give him a hug lol. But i have a feeling people will have to pry me off him xD
Friend: I don't understand how my headphones get so fucked up in my pocket
Me: There's a portal to Asgard in your pocket
Friend: what
Me: your pocket is a portal to Asgard
Me: Loki takes your headphones and messes them up and sends them back
Me: LOKI'D
Friend: ...
Friend: ...
Friend: Son of a bitch.
Me: Son of Laufey.