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krakens: FIVE SLYTHERIN HEAD CANONS 1. Slytherins are fiercely protective of their first years. Seriously. Messing with a baby Slytherin is comparable to harassing a newborn grizzly bear. It’s a long known fact that first year Slytherins are absolutely off-limits in terms of hazing…
Love that they are using the song "Valerie" for...
so glad they are doing a B. Spears tribute. She...
And i love how Lady Gaga acted around her lol
Loving Lady Gaga
Ok, Chris Brown your dancing is great but stop lip...
At a Pet Shop:
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Making a weird face at your best friend until they...
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Dont tell me what i believe in or what i dont
Threats, promises, and good intentions don’t amount to actions.– Cheshire Cat [Alice: Madness Returns] (via quote-book)
When Im with my Best Friend.
We Meet like: We Jam in the car like: Step up on the scene like: Swagg at the party like: Watch people dance like: && were just like: Then bust out laughing like: someone ask why we laughin && im just like: Then we leave like:
So i'm really craving a frappuccino :(
thanks Josh for introducing them to me… now i want one badly
cant wait until October :)
After watching a scary movie.
My friends: “Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!” Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming” More LOLs here.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
coolletmebiteyou: Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like:
So today wasnt too bad of a day...
Mom finally met Josh when we went to get a cake at Giant lol. We were walking out and saw her car, so he said that we were definitely going back in to find mom so he can meet her. That went pretty well, she likes him more than the other guys i’ve dated which made me very happy. Then when we stopped at the firehouse to get some ice, my ex decides to drive by. It kind of made me laugh cause...
black-sparrow: What does it take to find a fricken job around here. I swear. I go in for an interview a little bit ago, and they can’t hire me because I’m in school during the hours that they need me for. Like seriously? been searching for the past 2 years with no success :( it sucks
When your BEST FRIEND starts dating...
- You look at her boyfriend like: - Break her heart and I’ll break your face.
That awkward moment when your friend helps you get...
ytflove: From: Wingman :)
That awkward moment at 3 AM where you and your...
When your parents forget your name
missmyswagg: And i’m like, you fucking named me! mom always calls me her sister’s name even when my aunt is standing a few feet away
feltgasm: Tom Felton’s New Jersey Accent - Lopez...