i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: magentamayhem)
“The truth is… the truth is that I’m not a doctor, I’m not a lawyer, I’m not an airline pilot; I’m nothing, really. I’m just a kid.”
(Source: cumberbug)
“His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people — his imagination had never really accepted them as his parents at all. The truth was that Jay Gatsby of West Egg, Long Island, sprang from his Platonic conception of himself. He was the son of God — a phrase which, if it means anything, means just that — and he must be about His Father’s business, the service of a vast, vulgar, and meretricious beauty. So he invented just the sort of Jay Gatsby that a seventeen-year-old boy would be likely to invent, and to this conception he was faithful to the end.”
(Source: goldhattedgatz)
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”
(Source: talltyrion)
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